Cat Translations

OK we grabbed some paper and managed to put some Translations for you owners. So next time we meow at you, you will really know what we are trying to say to you.

Meowbu = Feed me

Meeow = Stroke me

Mrooww = I love you

Meeoo-oo-oo = I am in love and must meet the local stray outside beneath the tree. Don't wait up.

Mrow = I just feel like making a noise.

Rrrow mawww = Please tidy my kitty litter box, its a right mess!

Rrrrow miawww = I have sorted out the kitty box myself by shoveling the contents as far out the box as possible.

Meowmeeow = Play with me.

Meowmeow maww = Since I can find nothing better to play with I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.

Roawwww = I think I will lose all dignity and now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy while your guests look on.

Mrowww mroww =Hear my cry's of sadness due to the fact that some of my private parts did not return with me from the visit to the vet.

Roww maww roww = I am so glad to see you return with arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you up.

Gakk ak ak ak = My digestive system seems to have formed a hairball. Where did this come from? I shall just leave it here upon the carpet.

Meoow! = I was actually enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you came along and removed me so unkindly.

Meeow! Meeow! = I have discovered that, although I can fit through the small gap between the oven and cupboard with ease, trying to reverse is slightly more difficult.

Mraakk! = Oh please small bird come here.

Mmmmmrow = If I just sit in the sunshine for just another hour or so I think I shall be satisfied.

MEOWW!! = get off my paw you clumsy oaf!

Meew meww = since you are already in the kitchen with a can opener in your hand, how about some more food?

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